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That reminded me of a comment by Bernie Ecclestone of Formula 1 when he was asked about drag racing.

"Drag racing? I don't really care for it. It's kind of like masturbating: Sort of fun to do but not much fun to watch."
 

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One more while on the subject of cars...

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Also saw it that way...amazing how you see things differently when your wife is around
Just because you've already ordered dinner, you can still look over the menu.
 
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Going off Gregs surgeon theme. :shock:


After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco :giggle:


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Going off Gregs surgeon theme. :shock:


After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco :giggle:


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Dave, is that you? Do we finally have a real picture?
 
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Dave, is that you? Do we finally have a real picture?
Sorry to disappoint you Al but no, it's not. I'm not taking any chance so I use Cologaurd now. ?
 

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Between the Cologuard and the Charmin bears commercials, I've never seen people being so giddy to wipe their butts.
 

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When I was little, my Go Fund Me was picking up pecans to sell at the local hardware store or picking up coke bottles litterbugs threw out beside the road to cash in for a deposit at the Zippy Mart. One way I was able to pay my way into the National Peanut Festival Fair Every Fall. Good memories. :)
 
 
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