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the best gift ever !

Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."

"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said.
"My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
 

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Love the Skeletor facts...

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Edit: This got me going down a varmint hole and I found this.

WARNING! NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH AS THE CUTE TERRIERS ARE VICIOUS ON THE RATS!

Ratting With Terriers
 
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Love the Skeletor facts...

de1scvo19qg71.jpg


Edit: This got me going down a varmint hole and I found this.

WARNING! NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH AS THE CUTE TERRIERS ARE VICIOUS ON THE RATS!

Ratting With Terriers
What country is this in? Never saw such a thing :LOL:
 

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What country is this in? Never saw such a thing :LOL:
Best I've been able to find is that it's probably Scotland.

Definitely in Europe as they're speaking English.

Their chicken houses are mobile and when they pull the house out of the way this dirt is there and is littered with rats.
 

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Best I've been able to find is that it's probably Scotland.

Definitely in Europe as they're speaking English.

Their chicken houses are mobile and when they pull the house out of the way this dirt is there and is littered with rats.
Hmmm…..seems like ‘Ol Chief is going to have a new job - rat getter.:)
 

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Two guys are out hunting deer.
suddenly The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

"Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

then the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
 

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A man walked into the ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," she replied.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused, the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
.the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."
 
 
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