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HI KJ,

Our under roof is 3600 sq ft. 1700 living space and 1900 Garage!

best,
Phil Schilke
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That's what I'm looking for, a garage larger than the house. I'd much rather be fixing things in the garage rather than in the house.
 

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That's what I'm looking for, a garage larger than the house. I'd much rather be fixing things in the garage rather than in the house.
Hi KJ,

Build the house custom about 15 years ago....I am forever fixing things in the house as well as the garage. It never ends....This house is the most electrically complex of any house I have ever owned. There is at lease three switches in every room at the entrance... In the Kitchen I have two gangs of 4 switches in a row... I spend most of my time in the shop but that is because I do not watch TV. Much more enjoy being at my workbench or other shop tools.

Best,
Phil Schilke
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Wrong Pills :LOL:

A woman goes to see her doctor and complains that she feels run down all the time and no energy.
After the exam the Doctor gives her some hormone pills and tells her to take 2 a day for 2 weeks
and come back to see him.
When the woman sees the Doctor 2 weeks later, she tells him that he has prescribed the wrong pills.
Flabbergasted, the Doctor says he has been a Doctor for 30 years, and what makes her think he gave her the wrong pills?
She replied” Well, it is this hair on my chest”
The Doctor exclaims “Hair on your chest? How far down does it go?
She answers “ It goes down to my balls and thats the other thing I want to talk to you about.”
 
 
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