AzScorpion
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So I assume you have a seeing eye dog now? ?Hey! I married a Southern woman....
So I assume you have a seeing eye dog now? ?Hey! I married a Southern woman....
Perhaps Lynn Turner?Sleep with one eye opened man!
There's a series called "Snapped". Basically, it's about women that kill their husbands / boyfriends. The ones that are the worst are absolutely the southern women.
Just sayin'.
Edit (add):
There was a recent episode where a southern woman was probably the most evil I have ever seen on this series.
She was a southern belle that was a good church-going woman that fed the homeless and did wonderful things for their community until her husband mysteriously passed away. When they investigated he had been slowly poisoned. Further investigation showed that she had done the same thing to several prior husbands.
Is this her first marriage?
I believe it was a different lady - but - this one is up there.
Me too. She smiled when I showed her this. Should I worry?Hey! I married a Southern woman....
Actually...you should run when she says "I do declare!".If she says "Bless your heart" - RUN
I would. lolMe too. She smiled when I showed her this. Should I worry?
Yeah, I was so nervous when I graduated from the 4th grade, I cut myself Shaving ...My wife isn't southern but - she has a note pad when we watch Snapped.
I've seen the notes:
I don't drink green Gatorade or sleep anymore.
- Don't use a cell phone (can be pinged off towers)
- Dont use a credit card when buying
- a large bin
- duct tape
- shovel
- Don't keep antifreeze after 2000
- After 2000, a bitterant was added so it doesn't taste like Gatorade
Edit: As a matter of fact, I worry so much, I'm 23 and my avatar is a self portrait.
I say this all the time at work. They're on to me now.If she says "Bless your heart" - RUN
Well...my husband is still alive & kicking after 33 yrs with me. So, not all southern women are evil!Sleep with one eye opened man!
There's a series called "Snapped". Basically, it's about women that kill their husbands / boyfriends. The ones that are the worst are absolutely the southern women.
Just sayin'.
Edit (add):
There was a recent episode where a southern woman was probably the most evil I have ever seen on this series.
She was a southern belle that was a good church-going woman that fed the homeless and did wonderful things for their community until her husband mysteriously passed away. When they investigated he had been slowly poisoned. Further investigation showed that she had done the same thing to several prior husbands.
Is this her first marriage?
I'm sure he sleeps with one eye open. ?Well...my husband is still alive & kicking after 33 yrs with me. So, not all southern women are evil!
Yep!If she says "Bless your heart" - RUN