I posted this in the Damper Mods thread, totally relevant there. But, it's such a hoot that I thought it needed to be here with an observational note of mirth!!
Interesting...
All the hub-bub about the damper is generated by 3/1000ths of the registered members. In other words, there are more people selectively involved in non-sensical fun than some fool level of Native American ancestral heredity claimed by a certain (fill in blank here).
I actually won't buy Charmin simply because of their commercials.
For whatever reason, bears dancing after taking a dump doesn't make me want to buy that product.
It makes me think of the quote by Rod Serling (Twilight Zone)
“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.”