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ROBERTECOX

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Bar jokes:

A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here. “

A bishop walk straight into a bar the bartender says, “you can’t do that. Bishops can only move diagonally. “

A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “what are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar?“
The guy replies, “no, it’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A weasel walks into a bar. “You’re under age, “says the bartender. “I can’t serve you alcohol so what would you like?”
“Pop, “goes the weasel.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
 

Dr. Zaius

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Not really a joke per se, but an excellent case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time...

 
 
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