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What about the Helms Bakery Truck?
I don't think we had that back in MA. I vaguely remember the milk truck coming to the house with the glass milk jugs and the paper lids.

I just looked up Helms Bakery and it looks like it was started in S Cal


Only one I am not remembering is BlackJack gum. My granddad always gave out Teaberry gum. But for me it was Boons Farm Apple.
We had this country store that would basically sell alcohol to anyone who could see over the counter. lol It was out in the middle of nowhere and we would drive out there every weekend in high school and buy Boone's Farm wine,it was cheap and we were all broke. I do remember the apple and the strawberry wine.
 

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You're older than I am and you can only remember 14? :crazy:

Err never mind,take his license now..lol:giggle:
I forgot to mention I was imported when I was 10 from Taiwan in 1968...so I missed the milk delivery part LOL...
 

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Well, I scored 17 so I guess I'm Older Than Dirt. :frown:

Boy I remember growing up and getting drunk on Boone's Farm Tickle Pink wine. lol

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Boone's Farm! Hell yeah the good old days. I don't remember anything after that. That should roughly give you my age.
 

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Boone's Farm! Hell yeah the good old days. I don't remember anything after that. That should roughly give you my age.
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I forgot to mention I was imported when I was 10 from Taiwan in 1968...so I missed the milk delivery part LOL...

Surprised you don't remember that. In '68 I was only 4 and I can picture the truck in the driveway and the milkman bringing the glass bottles up to the door. Sometimes I can remember stuff from way back then and can't remember what I did last week! lol :crazy:
 

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Surprised you don't remember that. In '68 I was only 4 and I can picture the truck in the driveway and the milkman bringing the glass bottles up to the door. Sometimes I can remember stuff from way back then and can't remember what I did last week! lol :crazy:
Either my parent's didn't subscribe to milk delivery or there wasn't any in Dearborn MI in 68:)
 
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How about Annie Green Springs and Mad Dog 20/20.... :crazy:
OMG I got so sick on MD 20/20!! We were night skiing and drinking all night (young and dumb) and needless to say by the time we got back home it wasn't pretty. lol I can't even look at a bottle today without gaging.:puke:
 

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OMG I got so sick on MD 20/20!! We were night skiing and drinking all night (young and dumb) and needless to say by the time we got back home it wasn't pretty. lol I can't even look at a bottle today without gaging.:puke:
Ya I have the same reaction to Southern Comfort...it was fun while it lasted LOL:puke::crackup:
 
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Ya I have the same reaction to Southern Comfort...it was fun while it lasted LOL:puke::crackup:
Ha...That's another one! Junior high school dance (yes I started early) my friend snuck out a bottle of Southern Comfort from his dads stash. We drank so much we never made it inside. Another one I can't look at. No,really I don't have a drinking problem.lol :bandit:

I actually don't drink much anymore,just like a good Jack on the rocks. :)
 

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Ha...That's another one! Junior high school dance (yes I started early) my friend snuck out a bottle of Southern Comfort from his dads stash. We drank so much we never made it inside. Another one I can't look at. No,really I don't have a drinking problem.lol :bandit:

I actually don't drink much anymore,just like a good Jack on the rocks. :)
Yup...don't know how I survived the idiocy I put my self through LOL...senior skip day was my first total wreck of my first car...never made it to the lake party:blush:
 

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