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My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember to where.
Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember to where.
Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Jason B
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Fun fact: Bettey White is literally older than sliced bread. She was born in 1922 while sliced bread was invented in 1928.
As for, Alzheimer's, my uncle mistakenly took a Viagra instead of his Alzheimer's meds. He got an erection but couldn't remember what to do with it.
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Tracy Bowman
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Ok, now that’s funny right there!???
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...I don't care who you are!Ok, now that’s funny right there!
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A Tacoma just tried to race me…
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