How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Chris M]

I wonder how he really felt?!

 

[Doc]

Future Televangelist !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wonder how he really felt?!

I wonder how the teacher felt ?

Probably pretty rare to get invective like that from 6 year olds.

 

[RBTremor]

 

[Langwilliams]

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[T Bone]

 

[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know a drummer is at your front door?
A - The knocking speeds up.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know the drum platform is level?
A - The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

 

[Metal Geezer]

“Drummer” - noun - A person who hangs out with musicians.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know the bass player hit a wrong note?
A - His fingers are moving.

 

[Langwilliams]

Q - How do you know the bass player hit a wrong note?
A - His fingers are moving.

sounds like someone doesn't like drummers.

Q - what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A- Homeless

 

[Colo_Ranger]

sounds like someone doesn't like drummers.

Q - what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A- Homeless

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Alright, Adam….Put up your dukes!