How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Doc]

 

[Sharky]

do you know how to work this ?

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

 

[Sariandan]

do you know how to work this ?

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

Every damn time I shred anything, I get a sinking feeling that I forgot to take that one page I needed to keep out of the stack... Every time....

 

[ROBERTECOX]

do you know how to work this ?

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

I have that T-Shirt ?

 

[Gsxrdoug]

I have that T-Shirt ?

Which one? The one that says I just got fired by the general? Lol

 

[Langwilliams]

I saw a cartoon of two guys walking off the 18th green an here's the conversation they had:

I can't believe you 5 putted the 18th to lose to me by one stroke!

Me either Admiral, guess I need to work on my putting.

 

[outdoorphotog]

Hopefully this link works….

 

[Doc]

Hopefully this link works….

No Workee …

 

[Colo_Ranger]

No Workee …

worked for me...

 

[Doc]

worked for me...

Must be my IPad ..

 

[Colo_Ranger]

Must be my IPad ..

Freaking Apple. (written from my MacBook Pro because I am at work and my iPad is at home ) ((not a flex...))

 

[Trigganometry]

Freaking Apple. (written from my MacBook Pro because I am at work and my iPad is at home ) ((not a flex...))

Believe it or not worked on my iPhone ?

 

[outdoorphotog]

Believe it or not worked on my iPhone ?

It seems like half the time FB links work for me

 

[AzScorpion]

Must be my IPad ..

Safari won't open most videos on here for me but if I copy the link into Firefox it'll open.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They look delicious...