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I illegally downloaded all of Wikipedia and when I got arrested I said, “wait, I can explain everything!”

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Where’s the Wax Lips we use to get at the 5 & Dime? How about floor mounted high beam buttons on your car floor? Push button Automatics?
Skate Keys??? Now that one is before my time.
 
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Where’s the Wax Lips we use to get at the 5 & Dime? How about floor mounted high beam buttons on your car floor? Push button Automatics?
Skate Keys??? Now that one is before my time.

Lol...I use to love those wax lips. I don't know if they still sell them but what about those wax bottles that had juice in them. I use to hate that high beam button ,I had several break and of course it's when it's on high.
 
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