How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[AdamHarris]

Yep and your first question was "V8 or V6 engine?" lol

 

[Doc]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading.

”Religion is the Opium of the Masses”

 

[Chris M]

Yep and your first question was "V8 or V6 engine?" lol

I've always wondered about that as relates to parts and things I've asked about that don't have anything to do with the engine (obviously not a problem on the Ranger since we all have the same engine here).

 

[deleriumtremor]

”Religion is the Opium of the Masses”

When I met my wife she believed that.

Now my wife believes that Socialism is the opiate of the masses.

My brother-in-law recently told me that the average human being goes through at least 3 distinct belief systems in their life.

I am kind of looking forward to my wife's "not sure" phase.

 

[Chris M]

When I met my wife she believed that.

Now my wife believes that Socialism is the opiate of the masses.

My brother-in-law recently told me that the average human being goes through at least 3 distinct belief systems in their life.

I am kind of looking forward to my wife's "not sure" phase.

Your brother-in-law may be on to something.
When I was younger, I spent all my time believing in "me". Not a good thing.
As I got older I came to believe in God (not religion, mind you) and much less in "me". Much better!
Now I believe I just want to be left alone (and will continue to believe in God). I reckon that'd be as good as I could ask for.

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

Your brother-in-law may be on to something.
When I was younger, I spent all my time believing in "me". Not a good thing.
As I got older I came to believe in God (not religion, mind you) and much less in "me". Much better!
Now I believe I just want to be left alone (and will continue to believe in God). I reckon that'd be as good as I could ask for.

Keep The Faith !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KNI]

My brother-in-law recently told me that the average human being goes through at least 3 distinct belief systems in their life.

Me, Myself and I.. sounds pretty much right.

 

[deleriumtremor]

Me, Myself and I.. sounds pretty much right.

Man, that advice “Believe In Yourself”, really worked!

 

[Figarou]

Man, that advice “Believe In Yourself”, really worked!

I am closest to myself.

I believe in myself

I feel something in myself

I trust in myself.

But as for me....2 can play that game!!

MEME!!! ?

 

[KJRR]

 

[9zero1790]

 

[Figarou]

He was caught doing this.......

As if delivering donuts wasn't enough. ?

 

[BS67]