AzScorpion
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VERY old truck driver joke...What do truck drivers do when they get too old to have an erection?
Get a new Peterbilt
A trucker stops for a red light one day and notices a blonde in the car behind. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and the blonde says to him, “Hi, my name’s Julie and I thought you should know you’re losing some of your load.”A German truck driver is sitting in a Liverpool bar mouthing off about how lazy the British are.
He says 'I drive my truck from Hamburg to Liverpool via Holland/Belgium over to the UK and up to Liverpool, drops his load off and back to Hamburg in under 2 days."
A drunk old scouse man can't help but hear him and mutters, so what, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool the same day!'
German man, gives a sarcastic laugh and replies 'Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?'
Old fella replies ' a Lancaster Bomber!!'