How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Dr. Zaius]

Those kids act as though they have seen Mom's ire before...

They did straighten up and put the phone down pretty quick.

 

[9zero1790]

they didnt seem like an english speaking family but round here we call that, "Mom fixed his wagon". You dont ever wanna make mom mad. She can really fix a wagon to the point you cant sit on it.

 

[gfitzge2]

Learned a new thing today.

Wine barrels are the shape they are not due to their manufacturing process. Instead the manufacturing process was done to accommodate the shapes auto-aligning function on a suspended track for easy transportation.

Wonder what the yard looks with a track..

Is this what you are thinking about? This picture is from the Woodford Reserve web site.

 

[gfitzge2]

She gets extra credit if she deposited the phones in the dish water.

 

[9zero1790]

so mall cop 2 is a thing. paul blart rides again. good grief its terrible. if someone wants it so cheesy it funny this is your movie....

 

[gfitzge2]

they didnt seem like an english speaking family but round here we call that, "Mom fixed his wagon". You dont ever wanna make mom mad. She can really fix a wagon to the point you cant sit on it.

A wooden spoon in the hands of a Mom is a powerful respect teaching tool. Trust me, I know first hand. Not only that but I am sure I deserved it.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KNI]

Is this what you are thinking about? This picture is from the Woodford Reserve web site.

Yup.

Although the subtle hint was meant to indicate that maybe I should build a rail to the yard and buy bulk for easy transportation of wine instead of hauling these glass bottles around.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

A wooden spoon in the hands of a Mom is a powerful respect teaching tool. Trust me, I know first hand. Not only that but I am sure I deserved it.

First hand?

Left or right?

 

[Trigganometry]

Found a new app today!

 

[Rinn69]

Found a new app today!

They need to add crayons to the survival equipment...then they would've found it immediately

 

[gfitzge2]

First hand?

Left or right?

I was too busy looking for an escape rout to notice.