How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And a repost but still accurate...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[gfitzge2]

And a repost but still accurate...

We had a manager that would stop by the maintenance crib and us a can of spray contact cleaner to remove grease from his shirt. One day someone put the label from the contact cleaner on a can of never seize. The result was epic. It took him years to laugh about it.

 

[KNI]

And this will takeover the world..

 

[LaBalbe]

And this will takeover the world..

I'm not clear on why you posted this in the "Jokes" thread. Are you saying that the entire post is a kind of April Fool's joke posting (supported by it saying "rain deer" instead of "reindeer"), or is it the mental image of a bunch of people running around the forest with pooper-scoopers collecting reindeer droppings that tickles your funny bone?

 

[Trigganometry]

And this will takeover the world..

I saw an article today saying we should air drop all our trash into volcanoes instead of landfills. Yup, you read that right.. 🫣

 

[Chris M]

I'm not clear on why you posted this in the "Jokes" thread. Are you saying that the entire post is a kind of April Fool's joke posting (supported by it saying "rain deer" instead of "reindeer"), or is it the mental image of a bunch of people running around the forest with pooper-scoopers collecting reindeer droppings that tickles your funny bone?

Looks like something written by either an AI kind of bot, or a high school senior that's been coddled by the system so much that logic has been completely removed from his/her existence.
Critical thinking skills severely lacking here. Every bit as much as from those espousing the dropping of garbage into volcanoes.
Sheesh, this world nowadays!

 

[Trigganometry]

Back to the jokes!

 

[Bob902]

Back to the jokes!

Sam Elliott in We Were Soldiers is one of my favorites

 

[KNI]

I'm not clear on why you posted this in the "Jokes" thread. Are you saying that the entire post is a kind of April Fool's joke posting (supported by it saying "rain deer" instead of "reindeer"), or is it the mental image of a bunch of people running around the forest with pooper-scoopers collecting reindeer droppings that tickles your funny bone?

If we reference this to earlier ChatGPT (note the icon) comments within this thread and our dear (technology) leaders fear of AI taking over the world we get the context. Based on the exhibit shown here, the possibility of this "AI" producing anything but simple calculations or random text is laughable, thus could be considered as a joke.

 

[KNI]

I saw an article today saying we should air drop all our trash into volcanoes instead of landfills. Yup, you read that right.. 🫣

In a geologic triumph, scientists drill a window into Earth’s mantle - The Washington Post

Just make the hole bigger and dump stuff there - "Core waste dump"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

In a geologic triumph, scientists drill a window into Earth’s mantle - The Washington Post

Just make the hole bigger and dump stuff there - "Core waste dump"

That link is behind a paywall or you have to create a "free" account.

HERE'S a link that's free.