How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[9zero1790]

Hey ya'll look I caught an 8 foot shark so watch me bring him in and....ohh.

im surprised that guy in green is still holding the line. i would have let that go and stepped back . far back.

 

[Burnt Money]

Hey ya'll look I caught an 8 foot shark so watch me bring him in and....ohh.

I have an o shit moment when 5ft sharks do that at the boat. I couldn’t imagine jaws showing up for a snack!

 

[subquark]

I'm sure I'm the only one that may, or may not, identify with some of these:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I never noticed the diesel engine names sounding like condom brands and now my brain can't purge it...

PowerStroke

DuraMax

Cummins

 

[Trigganometry]

I never noticed the diesel engine names sounding like condom brands and now my brain can't purge it...

PowerStroke

DuraMax

Cummins

You forgot “stroker” ?

 

[dtech]

 

[dtech]

 

[subquark]

Yet another upgrade to make!

 

[BobMac]

Yet another upgrade to make!

Since I need to stop by and pick up a new bucket-o-mud I guess I will pick up some new wiper break pads?

 

[Bob902]

Since I need to stop by and pick up a new bucket-o-mud I guess I will pick up some new wiper break pads?

Get ceramic. Low dust and no squeaking?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I'm gonna wait for the drum brake version.

No dust worries and I can paint 'em bling.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[LaBalbe]

"Cash only"...coz, you know, you wouldn't want them traced back to you.....