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Or....you could do this. ?

I was going to say "Finally!! An excuse for a Dodge to flip out its mirrors!!"

But unfortunately that looks like a late 90s/early 2000s F150 :(
 

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Four Catholic women were bragging to each other about how successful their children were.

The first woman said, “My son became a bishop. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Excellency.’”

The second woman said, “Oh yeah? Well my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"

The third woman said, "That's nothing. My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Holiness.'"

The fourth woman said, “Oh yeah? Well, I've got you all beat. My daughter has a huge pair of jugs and a curvy pelvis. When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God.’”
 

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