How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Dr. Zaius]

Reminds me of this romantic...

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Jason B]

Is it just me? But when I saw the picture, I thought it was a bunch of pills.

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Nellieg]

And I grew facial hair in the time I took to turn my head

 

[LaBalbe]

And I grew facial hair in the time I took to turn my head

Bad puns deserve bad photoshops!

 

[dtech]

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over. "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again. "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"

Bessie looks up and down and says, "Sam, what's different? It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow!"

Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why its hanging down, Bessie? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

Bessie replies, "Should'a bought a hat, Sam!"

 

[dtech]

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Oh Boy! It's Tax Season!

And with thousands of new agents!

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Best,
Phil

 

[Bob902]

 

[LaBalbe]

Just saw this in the parking lot. That zip tie placement gives a whole new meaning to the term "boner"

 

[Motorpsychology]

 

[9zero1790]

too soon... no. not soon enough.