Lets play a game, how OCD are you?

[Chris M]

The worst thing is, the posts above show that we are not even united on how to correct that.

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[FoD]

Good grief, that is so wrong. TP rolls always come with an even number of sheets. If you use an odd number, then there is a high probability that you will have an odd number of sheets left at the end of the roll.

True this! Nothing worse than sudden and unexpected tissue containment failure.

A good friend of mine once worked for a major tissue and toilet paper manufacturer. His favourite line was, “There are two types of people, folders and bunchers and you look like a buncher to me.”

HIS favourite line, no one else’s. ?

They'll find out fast we know our sh!t.

They probably said WTF did I just get myself into!

Then they saw all the damper and 303 threads and deleted their account. ?

and yet... you've all missed the opportunity to decrease the TP costs of 2 ply by splitting off the individual plies. That means that 1 sheet is actually 2 and you don't need to tear two sheets at the perf, slowly, so as to not allow a tear one way or the other...

or

use the old cigarette paper method of tearing a hole in the middle of the paper and place over your middle finger...

 

[Texasota]

I'm trying to imagine someone discovering Ranger5G for the first time and reads this thread as the very first encounter with the Forum.

My twin brother (@AzScorpion) is almost entirely responsible for this. I apologize to all members for his behavior.

 

[Doc]

I fold it at home, if at the V.A. Hospital I wad up with as much as I can get out of that stainless receptacle with wax paper tissue after about Six pulls at arms length.. (Or 10) ..

 

[AzScorpion]

My twin brother (@AzScorpion) is almost entirely responsible for this. I apologize to all members for his behavior.

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[Doc]

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[Cmar]

I fold it at home, if at the V.A. Hospital I wad up with as much as I can get out of that stainless receptacle with wax paper tissue after about Six pulls at arms length.. (Or 10) ..

That brings back memories of school days, I went to a state school and they seemed to have a state-wide contract to some lunch wrap paper company who re-processed their excess grease proof paper into toilet rolls, literally you could use the whole roll and your arse would still not be clean. Friends from other state schools reported the same thing so it really was a state school thing. I remember us still laughing about it still at our 40th year grad anniversary get together.

Ah the memories this thread has stirred back to the surface.

 

[Doc]

That brings back memories of school days, I went to a state school and they seemed to have a state-wide contract to some lunch wrap paper company who re-processed their excess grease proof paper into toilet rolls, literally you could use the whole roll and your arse would still not be clean. Friends from other state schools reported the same thing so it really was a state school thing. I remember us still laughing about it still at our 40th year grad anniversary get together.

Ah the memories this thread has stirred back to the surface.

When Bill Cosby was normal he stated “ The paper towels in grade school would rip your upper lip off” ..

 

[wickkid]

Annie will torment me and rearrange the eggs just to see my reaction.

It's A of course!

B for balance! ?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Annie will torment me and rearrange the eggs just to see my reaction.

It's A of course!

A is completely wrong. The center of gravity is sufficiently skewed along the X axis to create a high polar moment of inertia (J) and likely to fall when removing them from the fridge, especially if they were put there empty side facing out. B is better as they are evenly distributed along both the X and Y axis. C is better than B, as it will have the lowest value for J, lessening the potential for dropping the carton as you remove it from the fridge. D also has a low J, but the eggs will have less ambient cooling air surrounding them due to their proximity across the Y axis.

C for the win.

 

[OGMix376]

A is completely wrong. The center of gravity is sufficiently skewed along the X axis to create a high polar moment of inertia (J) and likely to fall when removing them from the fridge, especially if they were put there empty side facing out. B is better as they are evenly distributed along both the X and Y axis. C is better than B, as it will have the lowest value for J, lessening the potential for dropping the carton as you remove it from the fridge. D also has a low J, but the eggs will have less ambient cooling air surrounding them due to their proximity across the Y axis.

C for the win.

You just came in and said “Hold my beer and let me explain.” ???

 

[AzScorpion]

A is completely wrong. The center of gravity is sufficiently skewed along the X axis to create a high polar moment of inertia (J) and likely to fall when removing them from the fridge, especially if they were put there empty side facing out. B is better as they are evenly distributed along both the X and Y axis. C is better than B, as it will have the lowest value for J, lessening the potential for dropping the carton as you remove it from the fridge. D also has a low J, but the eggs will have less ambient cooling air surrounding them due to their proximity across the Y axis.

C for the win.

I didn't think it was possible but you're more messed up than I am! ?

 

[got3fords]

A good friend of mine once worked for a major tissue and toilet paper manufacturer. His favourite line was, “There are two types of people, folders and bunchers and you look like a buncher to me."

What about the adage that there are two types of people, sit-down wipers and stand-up wipers? Folding is much more efficient, but can you image standing up to wipe with a wad? How in holy heck can you get clean that way?
I have a bide adaptor on my toilet, I'm an efficient sit-down wiper using one or two folded squares at a time (depending on TP quality), and boast a clean a$$. What else do you want to know about me?

 

[5thranger]

What about the adage that there are two types of people, sit-down wipers and stand-up wipers? Folding is much more efficient, but can you image standing up to wipe with a wad? How in holy heck can you get clean that way?
I have a bide adaptor on my toilet, I'm an efficient sit-down wiper using one or two folded squares at a time (depending on TP quality), and boast a clean a$$. What else do you want to know about me?

#1- Do you have a damper?
#2- Do you wash your damper?
#3- If you do wash your damper, are you gentle with it or rough. There are some fellows on here that sound like they are absolute savages with their dampers.

 

[Ranger_Rocks]

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