So much for parking away from others

[Grumpaw]

I hear that , I used to be able to etch the porcelain with my mighty stream, piss up and over dumpsters , now , it just kinda "falls" out...

I can "dribble".....

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[Buckbull]

i always laughed and gave crap to the older guys in the office. They'd be at the urinals when I pulled in and were still there when i was pulling out. I'd always say something smartass. Now i'm the old guy in their position. it sucks. And i can't sleep through the night without taking a leak at least once. Last night it was 4 times.

 

[IdahoRanger]

i always laughed and gave crap to the older guys in the office. They'd be at the urinals when I pulled in and were still there when i was pulling out. I'd always say something smartass. Now i'm the old guy in their position. it sucks. And i can't sleep through the night without taking a leak at least once. Last night it was 4 times.

TURP or Holep

 

[LB'sTremor]

I was in taking a wiz one time and this really short guy walks in and steps up. He says man the only large thing on me is my prostate! that was funny as hell THEN not so much now...

 

[Msfitoy]

DAYM....you can go that long between each one !!!!!

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[AzScorpion]

No , I am clearly standing WAY back, and slightly arched ...

I can't use the high, and gotta be careful using the low, cause the water is always so cold.......
Same problem standing over a pottie.......

You young guys should be glad happy you can piss at all.

As an old guy, I can still piss. It's just every 15 minutes.?

I hear that , I used to be able to etch the porcelain with my mighty stream, piss up and over dumpsters , now , it just kinda "falls" out...

Not at night I bet...

Well this thread sure went to ???

 

[NotBudule2]

Well this thread sure went to ???

Poop emoji ??? we switching to why old guys can or can't poop ? And the timing??? I gots some stories there, just say the word !

 

[Grumpaw]

Poop emoji ??? we switching to why old guys can or can't poop ? And the timing??? I gots some stories there, just say the word !

Yeah, make up your mind....us old guys can do either one or the other, but not both at the same time.....

 

[got3fords]

Ok, to get this thread back on track, I should have pissed on that guy's Ram.
As far as making it through the night, all the doctors say you need to stay hydrated. WTF? That just means multiple trips to the bathroom at night!

 

[AzScorpion]

Ok, to get this thread back on track, I should have pissed on that guy's Ram.
As far as making it through the night, all the doctors say you need to stay hydrated. WTF? That just means multiple trips to the bathroom at night!

Having lived in AZ for 12 years I've always drank 1 gal of water a day, summertime more like 1 1/2 gals. It was so hot and dry there I was only up one time through the night. Now that we're out here in AR I was following the same routine and was up 2-3 times a night! I cut back to 1/2 - 3/4 gal a day and I'm back to once a night.

 

[NotBudule2]

Ok, to get this thread back on track, I should have pissed on that guy's Ram.

 

[Msfitoy]

Ok, to get this thread back on track, I should have pissed on that guy's Ram.
As far as making it through the night, all the doctors say you need to stay hydrated. WTF? That just means multiple trips to the bathroom at night!

The Doc means hold it in and stay hydrated...

 

[OrangeStreak]

TURP or Holep

I resemble that remark! Had a Holmium laser enucleation of the prostate (HoLEP) just over 2 months ago. In 2019 had a Urolift and it failed.

What I want to know is how the subject of enlarged prostates got on this thread?... "So much for parking away from others."

I have a feeling that Dave @AzScorpion has something to do with threads getting out of control... ?

 

[NotBudule2]

I have a feeling that Dave @AzScorpion has something to do with threads getting out of control...

He is quite the catalyst, things were somewhat normal , then ...

 

[AzScorpion]

I resemble that remark! Had a Holmium laser enucleation of the prostate (HoLEP) just over 2 months ago. In 2019 had a Urolift and it failed.

What I want to know is how the subject of enlarged prostates got on this thread?... "So much for parking away from others."

I have a feeling that Dave @AzScorpion has something to do with threads getting out of control... ?

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